Somehow I have developed zipper paranoia. Every time I get up from my desk at work, I check my zipper to make sure it hasn’t slid down while I was sitting. I am not exactly sure when I developed this, but now I am starting to wonder if I have been doing this after meetings too. This is just great, it’s bad enough I have a schizophrenic mind, but now I have OCD issues.
Well, it’s a good thing we are going to be taxed on our health care. I have always wanted to pay more for my health care premiums.
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